| Friend: | Why don't you have a boyfriend? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish. |
it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(via sassylouis)
Simba was walking too slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
(Source: ohmyandy, via stayawakealyssa)
| beast: | hey i just met you |
|---|---|
| beast: | and this is crazy |
| beast: | but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING |
| DONT YOU DARE | |
| TOUCH | |
| MY WEST WING | |
| BITCH. | |
| UNDERSTAND? | |
| beast: | so come to dinner maybe |
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Harry’s line in Use Somebody- Sydney
fuck my life
what the hell just happened
well it was fun living but im going to have to try being dead now. omfg this killed me
(via flamefromamillionsparks)
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So basically, I don’t like All Time Low anymore and I have no use for all this junk, it literally just sits in my room wasting space, so I’m having a giveaway!
What is there?
1 All Time Low bracelet1 Hustler ATL bracelet from before THC got legitimate and made them1 signed copy of SWIR1 signed THC poster1 signed AP [237.1 Apr 08]1 copy All Time Low: Unplugged1 hardcover book All Time Low: Straight to DVD1 signed AP [247 Feb 09]1 AP with Alex on the cover1 AP with All Time Low on cover
Must be following me, bluntbrunch.tumblr.com. Reblog to be entered in giveaway. Extra entry for liking.
Giveaway ends April 20th
Yeah, that’s about it? Good luck. You can ask box me with any questions or concerns.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25dxsj6Rw1qf34kyo1_250.png)
So basically, I don’t like All Time Low anymore and I have no use for all this junk, it literally just sits in my room wasting space, so I’m having a giveaway!
What is there?
1 All Time Low bracelet
1 Hustler ATL bracelet from before THC got legitimate and made them
1 signed copy of SWIR
1 signed THC poster
1 signed AP [237.1 Apr 08]
1 copy All Time Low: Unplugged
1 hardcover book All Time Low: Straight to DVD
1 signed AP [247 Feb 09]
1 AP with Alex on the cover
1 AP with All Time Low on coverMust be following me, bluntbrunch.tumblr.com. Reblog to be entered in giveaway. Extra entry for liking.
Giveaway ends April 20th
Yeah, that’s about it? Good luck. You can ask box me with any questions or concerns.
(Source: , via stayawakealyssa)
I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind
After all we're actors on a stage.: vinnyv3gas: Contest~ I’m giving away a brand new punk goes pop 4 cd,...
Contest~
I’m giving away a brand new punk goes pop 4 cd, since i got one for christmas and i already bought it, along with 6 band bracelets. (From top to bottom) Forever The Sickest Kids, Eat Sleep Breathe Carolina, All Time Low Dirty Work, Glmr Klls (it has a flying pig on…
2 months ago - 514
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I went through all my atl videos and found all of Alex and Jack’s laughs. Enjoy
bABIES OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
omFGL FMMY Heart is like fuzzy and warm and i love htem som uhcuoabsj;dg,m.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKK
This made me so happy omg. Their laughs are infectious and i shall watch this when ever I’m sad <3
Watch this on a bad day :’) brings a smile everytime
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